
BYRNE IDENTIFIES, GIVES NAME TO RHETORICAL CONVERSATION DEVICE
Also Releases Soundtrack Album with Noted Chinese Composer
(New York, NY) — Talking Heads’ frontman David Byrne has today identified and named after himself that one amusing rhetorical device where, in a given conversation, you allude in a pithy or humorous way to a previously discussed and ostensibly unrelated subject or anecdote. The allusion, which may be gentle or barbed, must refer to a particular or broad point which arose much earlier in the conversation and draw a clever connection to the current subject under discussion thereby enlightening, throwing into new relief or generally adding richness to the discourse.
To deploy this device in conversation with an interlocutor will henceforth be known as “byrning” or “to byrne”, according to Gerald Garner, head of the new words department at the Oxford English Dictionary.
“This sort of thing often happens to me at parties where conversational ebb and flow can take a meanering, elliptical course,” said Byrne. ”I found that I was able to utilise the rhetorical jape with such delightful regularity when talking to friends or relatives such as Brian Eno and my mother that it deserved to be identified and named.”
“And what better name than after the man who identified it?” he added, winking rhetorically.
In related news, the New Wave vocalist was part responsible for the soundtrack to Bernardo Bertolucci’s acclaimed film The Last Emperor released today. Byrne’s contribution consisted of five short, lilting instrumentals on side two wherein the singer’s typically hiccoughing melodies are carried by an Erhu (aka Chinese violin) and are limited to the pentatonic scale, while the Sanxian (or Chinese banjo) takes the place of Tina Weymouth and strings perform the Jerry Harrison role. As of press time, there were no drums.